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    Apologies in advance

  • Greetings [First Name],

    You've never heard of me. (Hi, I'm [Your Name]!) I got your details from a list *gasp*. But hey-you're list-worthy; that's gotta be something, right? :-)

    OK. Let's get down to brass tacks. I'm writing to you from the office of [Company Name], a highly creative marketing & advertising agency I run with my brother Gary, and a team of 20 people far more talented than me.

    For over five years, we've run our amazing agency—and we absolutely love it. It's a wonderful feeling to know we're not ripping clients off and producing the best work of our lives.

    We're looking to win new clients over to our side and away from those evil (ok maybe not evil...but not as good) other agencies

    If you let me have a chat with you about your digital marketing or advertising, spectacular content creation, or bedroom tidying needs will buy you lunch/coffee/tequila shots and promise to be somewhat entertaining. If you're lucky, I may even wear a top hat. First off, I'd love to provide you with some ideas you are free to steal.

    I have included a sticker containing a picture of a ferret that has been dressed up. According to the Internet, his name is Colin. I trust this will charm you into submission.

    I'll be in touch on email when you least suspect it...Dun Dunn Dunn!

    I await your profanity-filled response.

    Have a splendid day,

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